Instant chat-a-like makes it all worthwhile:
it was a weird night, after we left the gig berni got chatted up buy this alcoholic and i heard the most crazy sentence I have ever heard.
What was it?
'your exposed ankles are taking me to a new Babylon, i bet you've got a punani dats a real crispy'
she literally ran away
the weird thing was James went 'what are you saying mate' and he goes 'NEVER interrupt de black man'